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For your consideration: Class Up Your Wedding On The Cheap.

Boy, weddings are expensive.

With that in mind, here are 5 easy ways to class up your wedding on the cheap, cheap, cheap.

1. Get married in a venue off the beaten path: Okay, this is how this works. If you get married in a place that is right smack in the middle of a major metro area, you’re already looking at high costs. If you pick a town that has a tenth of the population, you’ll have less parking problems, fewer date conflicts, cheaper food and booze charges, AND an even better chance that your reservation costs will be only a fraction of your metro rates due to lowered demand. This is simple economic theory here.
2. Use tea lights: The Money Kings have been hearing about people hiring specific light specialists as a decorating segment of their marriage venue.
   

   What??!!

   1000 tea lights, or simple candles will do wonders for almost any venue, and they’re about the cheapest light source you can find. If you must pay someone for this expense, slip your Maid of Honor a 20 to light them all for you.
3. Strap on a pair, and tell your parents to go scratch: This is always popular, but seriously. The Money Kings find that parents can wind up being the biggest nexus of wedding expenses due to guilt and nagging. It’s not your mother or father’s wedding, right? If they’re buying, they can call the shots. Otherwise . . . There aren’t many more family things in which you can engage that can be classified as more “grown up” that marriage.
4. Buy your husband’s wedding band at an antique store: Face it girls. Most guys aren’t beating up old ladies in the mall to be the first in line to buy any piece of jewelry. Tons of guys ditch their rings entirely during their marriage (for no reasons related to fidelity, nice try!), so what’s wrong with getting your special man the cheapest ring possible. Read some books on how men express love. Wearing jewelry isn’t high on a guy’s list.
5. Wedding planner: This one is a tough one. Lots of loyal Money Kings readers will say that a wedding planner is the biggest waste of money on the face of the Earth. For some, this is definitely true. However, what The Money Kings recommend in this department is a stern consideration of opportunity cost. You’re spending time right now reading this site for tips and tricks on how to RULE your money. That time has a cost—a monetary cost. Planning a wedding is no more or less of a time consumer than anything else. For some, outsourcing simple tasks makes a ton of sense. And for others, a bit of advice from a third party can be a wise investment down the road saving tons of time and anguish otherwise ladled out through fights and bickering.

Good luck out there.

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