For your consideration: Why Aren't You Bald? Top 5 Reasons.

MoneyKing is bald—for all intents and purposes. Well, actually, MoneyKing keeps a buzz cut.

Back about 15 years ago, MoneyKing decided that he was tired of paying seven dollars to get his hair cut every two weeks. That's about $260 bucks a year, when you include tips and gas costs! Since MoneyKing hasn't had his hair cut by anyone in a long time, he only can deduce that the “afro”-mentioned costs have increased since the good 'ol days. :)

So, MoneyKing moseys on over to the Jewel/Osco and buys a Wahl Home Pro set of clippers for the low, low price of $29.95.

Sidebar: If you don't know anything about hair clippers, we'll tell you this: Clippers are, in general, one of those things you really should think of in terms of “getting what you pay for.” A good set of hair clippers will cost you a bit more than maybe you want to pay up front. If you oil them regularly, however, they'll last your whole life. Now, back to the story . . .

For about 2 years, MoneyKing does absolutely NOTHING with his new set of clippers.

Fear. That's really the answer. Questions like:

1. What am I going to look like after I cut my own hair?
2. Is MoneyKing nuts?
3. Will the ladies dig on MoneyKing's new do?

Were just swirling everywhere. So MoneyKing did nothing.

Then one day, the inner Money King started to take over MoneyKing's psyche. MoneyKing strapped on the #2 guard for the clippers and started cutting! He's never looked back. Now, MoneyKing uses no guard at all.

Here's the top five reasons to go “bald.”

1. You spend $29.95 ONCE and never pay for hair cuts again. MoneyKing has saved about $4000 on hair cuts so far. That's a year's worth of Roth IRA contribution money!
2. As much as the ladies like to run their hands through long flowing locks, they also like to rub their hands all over a nice, smooth, buzzed stud's head.
3. If you live in a warm weather climate, then not having hair keeps you cooler. No need to run the AC as much.
4. If you live in a colder climate, you'll have to wear stocking caps a lot, but that will also bleed into your home life where you'll find that you really enjoy wearing caps and therefore don't need to run your heat as much.
5. If you have longer hair now, and you go bald, you can donate your hair to charity. This will make you feel priceless.

The benefits are endless. Now, ask yourself: “Why am I not bald?”

Good luck out there.

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