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For your consideration: Sex With Your Ex???? It Might Cost You.

Champagne . . . Candles . . . Hennessy . . . A little stirring up of the old flames with the old fame?

Before you decide to hit the sack with that old ex, think quickly about what your little tryst with kisses might do to your wallet:

• Pregnancy . . . Do you really want a child(ren) with someone you broke up with? Think that child(ren) will just be your ex’s financial responsibility? If you’re a dude, and your ex gets pregnant, in most states the courts will make you pay way more than you might expect for one night of love. If you’re a woman, and your ex gets you pregnant, in most states the courts will give you a lukewarm response when your dead beat doesn’t pay up on his side of the child care costs.
• Time . . . If the relationship was worth the trouble to break apart, why put it together in any way, viz., if the whole bodies and minds weren’t good to put together, then why does it make sense to take the time to put just the genitals where the rest of the body shouldn’t go? Time is, after all, your most precious asset. You could be in the sack with someone that cares about you during the time you’re wasting on your ex’s privates.
• Disease . . . This is the kicker for The Money Kings. Well, it’s really the kicker for YOUR pocket book, if you decide to give it up to the ex just one last time. More than likely, if you’re broken up, then the chance that your ex is fooling around with other folks just shot up to the stratosphere. If you then turn around and sleep with your ex again, you’re basically sleeping with all the people your ex has been with . . . If you catch a disease, this means that not only has a person that you don’t LIKE anymore (remember??!!!) taken time away from your job and money from your pocket to treat a disease, but also, people you don’t even KNOW have also contributed to lost time and income. It’s a double dip.
• Emotional distress . . . We know. We know. This sounds like a cop-out. But hey, if people win money in law suits for this reason, then there must be cash value in emotions somewhere. Every second you spend crying about your break up sex, every second you spend talking to your friends about it, and thinking about it, and obsessing about it, is time that could be spent doing something beneficial for your life, mind and soul. Benefits are better investments, right?

The Money Kings say: “Keep your pants on, and keep your ex out of sex.”


Good luck out there.

Keywords: ex, sex, money, time, problems, guilt, denial, consequences