The Money Kings have a new subject for our readers: Small Business Bucks.

These posts will deal with saving and making money by running small businesses, starting them, closing them down and everything in between!

For your consideration: Naked Women Can Cost You Money!

You gotta be careful out there with naked women, for more than the obvious reasons!

Say you run a small handyman business.

• YOU advertise in the newspaper.
• YOU put a sign in your yard that says: “HANDYMAN. 20 YRS EXPERIENCE. (555) 555-1212."
• YOU answer all the calls.
• YOU set up the appointments.
• YOU drive around all day.
• YOU get yourself listed with the local chamber of commerce.
• YOU keep track of all the books.
• YOU do it all!

Minutes mean money in your business. Just like any business banking commercial will tell you on the radio.

BUT, you gotta watch yourself.

Because you’re putting yourself out there for the GP. A.K.A., the general public.

This means that all sorts of people just waiting to waste your time are calling you, booking appointments and breaking them, having you do estimates only to never call you back, etc., etc.

There’s one thing out there, however, that might not be on your WATCH OUT list: Naked Women.

Money Kings Tip:

If you ever roll up to do a house call, make sure when you enter a person’s residence you do so with some sort of pepper spray and a clear exit out.

Imagine walking in to do an estimate for a new tile floor and meeting a naked woman in your customer’s kitchen.

Naked Chick: “My husband never touches me. Let’s play house. No one has to know.”
YOU: “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

This scenario happened to one of our crew, and it could happen to you.

From the time you walk in and see said naked woman, you’re LOSING MONEY.

You’re not doing work; therefore, you have no potential to get paid. Here’s a list of reasons why, no matter how tempted you might be, you should not get suckered by something like this:

1. Are you serious??????!!!! We’re not dignifying this . . . Come on. We’re The Money Kings. Your life isn’t a porn film.

Tell the lady, “No.” If you have to, call the cops. If you can stand it, calmly reason with the lady and listen to her cry a bit about her horrible life. Just get out of there!

Either way, you gotta live with the idea that at this point your deal is dead, and (if you’re in a small town) that said naked woman might spread stories about you around town. Deny everything, move on and keep your wick dry. You’re the victim here.

And for the readers that made it this far, we've included a little video of funny handyman accidents. Enjoy!

Good luck out there.

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