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For your consideration: All Those "Little Things" Taking Your Money Away . . .

We know of so many people in relationships where one person is the saver and the other is the spender. One person keeps track of the money, the other one spends it. One pinches pennies and the other throws parties. If you’re the saver of the family, this post is for you.

Think about it. What are some of the things your significant other does on a weekly, daily or hourly basis that drives you nuts, because REALLY these things equate to money coming out your door and into someone else’s hands.

Let’s make a list of these ”Little Things”, and then The Money Kings will give you a BIG tip on what you can do to solve these problems, set your significant other straight and save a ton a money!

1. You come home and all the lights are on, but no one is home, because your significant other (hereinafter referred to as: “sigoth”) never turns them off!
2. Your sigoth brushes his teeth and leaves the bathroom sink dripping each and every time . . .
3. You and your sigoth go out to eat. You HATE paying the high markup for alcohol in restaurants, but your sigoth gets two glasses of wine, every time . . .
4. You come home for the fifth time and realize that your sigoth has wrecked her car—again
5. Gasp! Your sigoth is too hot in the car, and instead of turning the heat down doesn’t touch the heat at all, but rolls down the car window.
6. Your sigoth gets those mailers from Bed Bath and Beyond every month advertising 20% off anything in the store, and therefore makes an excuse every month to go to the store and buy stuff he/she might not need.
7. Your sigoth buys soda by the case, and never finishes an entire can.
8. The tap water in your town is rated in the top ten throughout the country, but your sigoth insists on drinking bottled water anyway.
9. Instead of putting on more clothes in the winter, your sigoth runs the heat at 83 degrees at all hours of the day.
10. When you met your sigoth, she had one cat. Now she has six. All on your dime.
11. Your sigoth starts a new fad diet every 3 years therefore shrinking and expanding only to buy a new wardrobe with each passing new shape.<.li>
12. You buy generics. Your sigoth must eat brand name at all times.
13. Your sigoth takes your grown children out to buy them clothes, and shoes, and electronics even though they all have jobs and there are no holidays insight.
14. You live in the city and rarely drive, but your sigoth insists on purchasing a Hummer for safety reasons.
15. You enjoy running, chess, reading and tai chi. Your sigoth takes up hockey, polo, golf and weekly pedicures.
16. Your sigoth fills your yard with thousands of dollars worth of yard ornaments.
17. You tip 15%. Your sigoth tips 25%.
18. You rent movies from the RedBox for $1. Your sigoth goes to the IMAX every weekend with her sister.
19. You go to the library. Your sigoth buys every book he thinks he'll read, and actually won't.
20. You and your sigoth live in a studio apartment, yet your sigoth rents a storage unit filled with tools he never has an opportunity to use.

We could go on and on and on here. Everyone has a list of “Little Things”. Thinking about all of these things can be frustrating and fun at the same time.

Here’s The Money King’s tip on what you can do to make sure these little things stop taking cash out of your pocket, and start getting your sigoth on the winning team:

That’s right campers! You can do NOTHING to stop these violations. If you’re reading the above list getting all excited about how you can finally get your sigoth to understand where you’re coming from, we’re sorry to disappoint you by telling you the truth: You probably knew how your sigoth was with these “Little Things” before you got knee-deep in the sh*t with them. Now that you’re in the bed, you gotta sleep with it, break up or get divorced.

Do you know what that divorce might cost you . . . ? The Money Kings guess the “Little Things” just got even smaller. You gotta get over them.


Good luck out there.



Keywords: little, things, expenses, money, time, cash, waste, relationships