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King Of The Bastards.

moneyking Jul 10th, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Money

For your consideration: King Of The Bastards.

For some reason this idea of the King of the Bastards has been rolling around in MoneyKing’s head all day.


Who IS the King of the Bastards???!!!

Oh, you know who he is . . .

In a financial sense, the King of the Bastards is:

  1. The guy that invented automated phone systems for the utility companies when you’re short on time and don’t want to repeat yourself 400 times.
  2. The guy that raised your property taxes, again.
  3. The guy that sucks dollars out of your pocket by being the laziest worker on earth that’s completely untouchable, because of his union.
  4. The guy that eliminates your position at work, because he needs to hire his daughter’s boyfriend or some other less deserving spank.
  5. The repulsive guy that keeps asking you to go out on a date via your cell phone voice mail soaking up your minutes each and every day.
  6. The home inspector that inspects your place and leaves the air on and the windows open, before he leaves.
  7. The tenant that cuts the water pipes in your place, and then patches the hole over so when you turn on the water, you’re flooded inside your walls.

See . . . we told you you know who he is.

Good riding.

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  1. jjmomscashblogNo Gravatar on July 13th, 2008 8:03 pm :

    Oh yeah, we all know that King of Bastards… the Electric co. where you have to yell a number to be connected to a certain department. Please say one or two, you say “ONE”, I’m sorry we did not understand you. You say “One” and you get “I’m sorry we did not understand you, so you YELL ONE. I’m sorry… and you hang up hoping someone else called the electric company to tell them the lights are out. Yeah we know that guy! Thanks for reminding us !!

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  2. Krys of BastardsNo Gravatar on August 19th, 2008 9:05 pm :

    Not bad, yet something has been left out here. The King of Bastards is me. Why you ask, because papa was a rollin’ stone. The only time I saw the man was at his dads funeral. I showed up…Bastard. King, because I said so…I fought my way through world and I’m still fighting…for myself, for all the bastards. Love you mom.

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