For your consideration: The Joy Of Sex.

Sex is joyous isn’t it?

It’s nice to have a nice long, lazy afternoon romp with your favorite [insert] in the privacy of your own [insert].

You know what else is joyous?

Yes, Friends. Simplifying your life is joyous. It’s great on your pocket book as well.

Here are 5 easy ways to simplify your life:

1. Recycle for profit: It’s one thing to recycle to save the environment. We challenge you, however, to hoard and scrap your own metal from your garage and office. Find pieces that you have lying around. It’ll help you clear up clutter. In turn, you can take it to a processing plant and get paid! The joy of simplicity and profit.
2. Donate your clothes: Lot’s of people are lazy and throw away clothes they’ve outgrown. You are challenged to take your outfits to the local charity and claim a tax return. The joy of simplicity and profit.
3. Switch from paper to online: There are so many places nowadays that will pay you to stop getting paper copies of things you can receive through email. You’re challenged to do it and get paid! The joy of simplicity and profit.
4. Quit buying shoes: People seem to not understand that a good pair of shoes will last quite a long time under normal conditions. We realize this might be easier for the guys, but one pair of gym shoes, one pair of black and one pair of brown should be all you need to survive most social situations. You’re challenged not to buy orange shoes that match nothing else but your orange suit. It’s just more clutter. The joy of simplicity and profit.
5. Grow food: Even if you plant one crop in your yard for the year, that’s one crop you’re not driving to go harvest from the grocery store. Pick something simple like tomatoes. You’re challenged to enjoy the flavor of your own crops. The joy of simplicity and profit.

Good luck out there.

Keywords: simple, food, life, money, clutter, save, conserve, sex