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Archive for April 2008

Real Estate Profits And Losses. Scenario 29: Cleaning Up Other People’s Sh*T.

Apr 23rd, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Real Estate

The Money Kings are keepin’ it real, baby!!!
For your consideration: Real Estate Profits And Losses.
Scenario 29: Cleaning Up Other People’s Sh*T.
This is one of those: “Duh. Money King! We know when you’re a landlord you have to clean up other people’s sh*t! Tell us something we don’t know!”
That’s exactly why we’re talking [...]



Money Hacks Carnival #9 - Scream Edition

Apr 23rd, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Special Topics

The Money Kings article, “Alright. Now We’ll Talk About GPS”, posted on 04/18/2008, has been featured on the Money Hacks Carnival #9 - Scream Edition!
Please take a moment to give the carnival some love and check out the rest of the great personal finance related posts on it! Thanks to Quest for Four Pillars [...]



Leonardo DiCaprio Is Saving The Earth One Mailer At A Time.

Apr 22nd, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Business

New Column!!
Welcome to Advertising Analysis.
For your consideration: Leonardo DiCaprio Is Saving The Earth One Mailer At A Time.
To be clear, the point of Advertising Analysis is to outline falsehoods, waste and lies within advertising—not witch hunts or personal attacks.
Today, one of our crew got a 9×12 envelop from Leonardo DiCaprio himself! Well, really [...]



14 Karat Gold Chain! How To Shake The Pushers.

Apr 21st, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Money

For your consideration: 14 Karat Gold Chain! How To Shake The Pushers.
You know who we’re talking about. These are the guys wandering around cities asking for money, and in some cases (if you’re lucky), pimping their stolen/cheap/crappy wears.
So some dude walks up to you and says: “14 karat gold chain!!!!!!”
Assuming that you know [...]



Sex With Your Ex???? It Might Cost You.

Apr 20th, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Sex

Welcome to Sexual Sundays!
For your consideration: Sex With Your Ex???? It Might Cost You.
Champagne . . . Candles . . . Hennessy . . . A little stirring up of the old flames with the old fame?

Freeze!!!! Right there . . .

Before you decide to hit the sack with that old ex, [...]



What To Do With All That Extra Iraq Money.

Apr 19th, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Money

No, we’re not going to endorse a candidate here.
No, we’re not going to talk about what the next president should do in Iraq.
Yes, we’re going to get controversial.
For your consideration: What To Do With All That Extra Iraq Money.
Yes, we’re going to tackle what to do with the money we’d NOT spend in Iraq should [...]



Alright. Now We’ll Talk About GPS.

Apr 18th, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Money

For your consideration: Alright. Now We’ll Talk About GPS.
For the love of everything right with humanity:

Get A GPS Unit Already!!!

Here are the top reasons we’re hearing from people against using/buying a GPS unit:

They’re too expensive.
I’m technology-challenged (one of our favorite BS excuses people seem to use for not applying themselves in the use of [...]



Real Estate Profits And Losses. Scenario 28: Criminals Everywhere.

Apr 17th, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Real Estate

The Money Kings are keepin’ it real, baby!!!
For your consideration: Real Estate Profits And Losses.
Scenario 28: Criminals Everywhere.
If you’ve never been arrested, if you’ve never been to jail, if you’re now a landlord, you’re in for a real treat!

Why Money King???!!!

Well, basically, um, uh, how can we say this . . .
If you’re new to [...]



Government Toll Waste Anyone?

Apr 16th, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Money

For your consideration: Government Toll Waste Anyone?
We were going to write on GPS units, or maybe high Diesel prices—you know something current.
Instead, we’ve decided to let you in on something that appalled us today.
The Money Kings hail from the Chicagoland area. The Windy City, it’s sometimes called. Maybe you like the name Chi-town. [...]



Cleaning Out Your Old Stuff Always Saves Money.

Apr 15th, 2008 | By moneyking | Category: Money

For your consideration: Cleaning Out Your Old Stuff Can Save You Money.
This goes without saying, right?
Well, no. Actually it doesn’t.
See, this post is for those pack rats out there. In America today, it seems, that pack rats are multiplying like real rats. So many people just can’t throw things away, [...]