For your consideration: Weirdos Unite And Prosper!

Welcome to the notorious Sexual Sundays.

We got to thinking about weirdos today.

Wait! Wait! Before you get upset . . . Just hear us out, because there is money to be saved and benefits to be had by particular unions of the peculiar.

What’s a weirdo, you say?

They’re the people who:

• Say things to complete strangers that probably shouldn’t be said. E.g., Normal Humanoid: “Hi, John! How are ya? Weirdo John: “Hi, Normal Normal Humanoid. I’m currently working on a major internal system malfunction. My main digestive tract is constipated, and my Ex-lax hasn’t seemed to kick in yet! Thanks for askin’. Oh wait . . . Goodie!!! There it goes . . . [Running for the bathroom.]”
• Wear things that have been out of fashion on other planets for 30 years, and have NEVER been in fashion on this planet at all.
• Smell a little ripe when the temperature is high, and never seem to notice that they’ve forgotten to wash their clothes for 2 weeks and ran out of deodorant six days ago.
• Talk to themselves while they’re in the public crapper so loudly that everyone in the restroom can hear them.
• Cut their hair really short and dye it pink, and then do the same thing to their 6 year-old’s hair.
• Wait in line all night long for tickets to the latest Star Wars movie dressed in a full storm trooper outfit—in the summer—in San Diego.
• Run the Boston Marathon in a full Batman costume.

You get the point.

One thing you’ve also probably noticed, if you’re not one of these people but know who they are, is that weirdos seem to never have sigoths!

That’s where they’re not minding their money. This is where we can help.

The Money Kings tip to the weirdos:

If you really think that the sun and moon rise according to the latest rumors on what overpriced product Apple Computer might be designing next, you should find that girl down the street with sixteen Apple Computer bumper stickers on her car and ask her out!

The Money Kings don’t know what rule in the universe forbids those individuals playing Xbox 360 all day long from marrying other people that play Xbox 360 all day long, but we do know that if these types of people had a forum by which they could meet and marry one another then the following would result:

• Only one copy of any particular video game and/or television science-fiction show would be purchased for TWO people to enjoy.
• Only one tub of cheese puffs could be shared for TWO people to eat for breakfast while playing Magic in their underwear.
• And so on . . .

Obviously, friends, it’s beholden upon us normal folk to educate and strongly encourage the weirdos of the world on the ways that personal relationships can give them dual income which, in turn, can greaten their potential for enjoying 3-D puzzles, renaissance fairs, light saber collecting and facial tattoos. The Money Kings think that these folks must be too, too busily involved in their weirdness to remember or accept this this fact.

Are you ready to answer the call to help our weirdo allies find love and companionship? It’s the only fiscally responsible thing to do.

Weirdos Unite And Prosper!

Good luck out there.

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