Here’s A Shocker! If You Ain’t Gamblin’, They Why Are You Watchin’?
The Money Kings are keepin’ it real, baby!!!
For your consideration: Here’s A Shocker! If You Ain’t Gamblin’, They Why Are You Watchin’?
That’s right. We have no choice:
The Money Kings are going to endorse gambling today.
“Why, Money King?!”
Well, Okay. We’re not endorsing gambling for everyone. AND, we don’t want to categorically endorse gambling at all, but honestly folks, we need to find something that financially justifies being a “super sports fan.”
You know the type.
- Maybe they’ve played sports in the past; maybe not.
- Maybe they have a kid playing at a particular college, or even for a professional team somewhere.
- Maybe they know one of the owners or the coaches really well.
Honestly, none of this matters in comparison to the amount of time “super sports fans” spend watching games, charting players, following teams, etc., etc.
Again, if you’re a casual sports player, coach, friend of a team player or even keep track of sports just because of your job, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU!
This post is for everyone else that isn’t reaping an intangible benefit from watching sports all day and all night. You know who you are: You’re the super sports fan!”
If this is you, please take The Money Kings’ advice and at least start betting on games or something. All that time you’re watching “the big game” you could be:
- Teaching your kids about American history.
- Spending time with your parents
- Playing a musical instrument.
- Cleaning up litter.
- Saving the world.
- Playing video games.
- Gambling on the games you’re watching!
We think you get the point here.
Again, we’re not talking to a large portion of the sports viewing audience. We’re not crazy. And yeah, even we take in a basketball game or two every once in a while.
We’re talking to the people at the bottom of the opportunity cost wrung here. The people not really doing anything with all of their “super sports fan” investment of time. The people that spend $3000.00 on a ticket to a game when they only gross $30,000 in a year. We’re talking to people that need to get their heads on financial and time management. Encourage them to read this site!
Turn off the TV for a second “super sports fans.” Think about it. At least if you wagered on a game or two, then you’d have an active part in what’s going on instead of:
- Watching all the ads playing during and in between baseball innings.
- Buying sports gear at exorbitant prices.
- Listening to sports commentators talk about nothing impacting world politics, economics, family life, civics, religion or any number of important aspects of human society for countless hours during pre and post game shows.
- Lining the golden-laced, diamond-studded pockets of the owners of the teams.
- Spending 6 hours pre-game painting your entire body to match the colors of your favorite team.
And don’t give us this “I root for my hometown teams!” nonsense. The debate on this is over.
Real Money Kings know the economy is global, and it’s every owner for himself. Just ask Brooklyn Dodgers fans, if you can find any . . .
The Money Kings need to buy a sports team! Who are we kidding here.
Encourage someone to spend their time wisely out there.

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